Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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