Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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