I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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