Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize