Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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