I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Life is so much better after having sex.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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