I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
We are all done wearing pants today
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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