Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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