He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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