You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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