his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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