so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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