I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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