ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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