party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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