So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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