Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you had me at cake vodka
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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