Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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