its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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