I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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