Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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