What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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