May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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