This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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