So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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