I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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