Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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