i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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