Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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