Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
