it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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