I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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