The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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