Sry I called you an 8
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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