I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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