Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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