Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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