ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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