hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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