guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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