I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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