They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I stole a fireplace last night.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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