Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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