so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I had to cum in my sink.
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