So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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