Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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