...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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