six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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