My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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