I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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