some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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