I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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