doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I am morally bankrupt
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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