Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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