Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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