I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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