it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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