So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
now i know why i became what i already was.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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