sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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