From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
worst night to have a conscience
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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